A vampire as the lead singer of a world renowned nu metal
band you say? I’m in! Or at least I was until I actually saw the
picture. It’s fucking terrible. The awful special effects and gothic sullen
angsty music date the movie into an early grave.
I have to admit the set and costume design is kinda awesome
though. So at least parts of the image
are nice to look at. But the real star
here has to be the powerhouse soundtrack with tunes by Korn, Disturbed, Papa
Roach, Static-X, Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson and Orgy. Not really my type of music but holy shit,
what an impressive collection of bands from that very specific genre. I think the only nu metal darling they left out
was Limp Bizkit. And this is all so
ironic considering R&B sensation Aaliyah plays the titular role whose music
I like a million times more (and which isn’t feature here whatsoever).
But seriously guys, please don’t watch this movie. It’s an affront to any creature with eyes and
ears, dead or undead.
Drag Me to Hell
Great idea about a cursed woman (Alison Lohman (Matchstick Men)) who must battle a demon
that wants her in hell very badly, like yesterday. Sam Raimi (Darkman) knew how to start and end his movie but didn’t quite know
what fill the middle portion with.
There’s an unfortunate stagnation and aimlessness that sets in.
The comedy is hysterical and spot on but the horror stuff is
just alright. There are flashes of that
old Raimi magic like the knock down drag out fight in the parking garage, but
they’re few and far between. Overall
it’s decent.
The Brood
This one woman’s (Samantha Eggar (The Phantom)) wrath is so powerful that she has the ability to manifest it as physical beings. She literally gives birth to little deformed five year old girls that go around murdering anyone their mother despises. And when I say “gives birth” it’s not in the traditional way. She sorta grows this sack on her abdomen and then tears it open to get the rage babe out. It’s a pretty fuckin’ weird ass concept but I wouldn’t expect anything less from David Cronenberg (who was going through a divorce and child custody battle at the time…a touch bitter are we?).
Oliver Reed (The
Adventures of Baron Munchausen) is fantastic as Dr. Hal Raglan (the opening
scene with him in particular is amazing), the intense score by Howard Shore is
incredible with echoes of Bernard Herrmann’s Psycho and the visuals get all gross goopy fleshy in classic
Cronenberg fashion. I liked it.
Thirst
A priest volunteers his body for scientific research by
agreeing to contract a deadly disease so a cure can be found. All the test subjects die except for
him. Looks like he dodged a major bullet
there. Well the only teeny tiny snag is
that now he’s a vampire. Not only does
he have an insatiable thirst for blood but if he doesn’t feed regularly then
grotesque lesions form all over his body.
That plot synopsis may sound relatively straight forward but
this is a big story with a lot going on.
It’s too much for me to really get into plus it’s better if you don’t
know very much going in. There’s tons of
drama, tons of nasty blood splattering kills and tons of off kilter
sexuality. This is another pip from
Chan-wook Park, the writer/director of Oldboy
and The Handmaiden.
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