Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Harefooted Hallowen: Rasen

That actually looks kinda cool
What I Liked: Uhh…I didn’t care for much of anything here.

What I Didn’t Like: Just about everything.

Overall Impression: Ok, here’s the deal.  The original Japanese Ring and Rasen were filmed and released at the same time.  But they had different directors and screenwriters.  Also, Rasen was based on Spiral, the book sequel to the first novel.  Ring 2 was not based on Spiral, it was its own thing.

Rasen bombed big time and, after seeing it, that completely makes sense.  It shares none of the same characteristics that made Ring so goddamn great.  It’s such a fucking bore.  They try to explain how watching the cursed video, or even reading Asakawa’s diary from the first installment, will give you the ring virus.  It’s an actual disease here that gives you a tumor in your throat or some shit.

The Rasen version of Sadako
They also turned Sadako into a regular girl that tries to seduce guys and wants to cross over into the real world.  Gone is the hairy faced demon child.  Even when it comes to the video we only see a small part of it for a brief moment.  The mystery is supposed to be what this curse is doing medically to people which could be totally fine but so little happens and they move things along at a snail’s pace.

Do I dare make a joke about this being less interesting than a raisin?  Nah, skip it.  Boring as shit movies are the worst.

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