What I Liked: The concept of a haunted dress is fantastic. It’s so simple and you could do a lot with how the dress affects whoever wears it. The flowy red design with sleeves is also genius because the thing can appear sort of ghostly like a body without legs, hands or a head. It marks the wearer with a rash-like lesion on the skin and gets into their head where they start to see things.
All the performances are good including Sidse Babett Knudsen
(Westworld TV show) as the creepy sales woman who sells the dress in question
but Marianne Jean-Baptiste (The Cell) is the standout. She’s a single mom working as a bank teller
looking for a new love. She’s a very
relatable level headed normal person who gets thrown into a waking nightmare of
a situation with a dress ruining her life.
Jean-Baptiste is so natural and likable in the role that you want to see
her survive the wrath of the cursed garment.
What I Didn’t Like: Ok, the real big problem I have
is the execution of the idea. I want it
to be a straight forward evil dress picture similar to Christine (killer
car) or The Lift (killer elevator) but instead this takes a more
abstract approach. You know, stuff like
the shop that sells the dress are run by weirdos/witches in black dresses who
masturbate to their pubic hair laden mannequins and they can cause the dress to
move through intense ritual and half way through the movie we switch to a new
set of characters and one of those characters puts people in a trance whenever
he talks in laundry machine repair jargon and what the fuck am I even watching
anymore? At first I thought there was a
damn good film in here but it needed a serious re-edit. Maybe eliminate most of the bizzarro shop
stuff, smooth out the choppy editing during the more exciting scenes and get a
soundtrack that fits better (I do kinda like the music but it doesn’t work that
well with the visuals). But then the
story shifts to a completely different and much less interesting group of
victims and a re-edit isn’t possible anymore.
So a re-write is what’s really needed.
And this is immensely frustrating because writer/director Peter
Strickland (Bjork: Biophilia Live) came up with a bunch of great stuff
that’s ultimately wasted. For instance
the dress brings bad luck to whoever wears it so someone might get attacked by
a dog or get a cut on their arm or lose their job. These incidents pile up turning the victim’s
life into a living hell. Also, the dress
can’t be destroyed by conventional means.
So when it clearly gets torn or burnt it shows up later as if brand new
from Satan’s sweatshop. And you can’t
wash it. If you try it’ll shake the
laundry machine to pieces. Man, what
fucking awesome ideas. They’re only
touched on briefly though compared to the rest of the runtime which is filled
with awkward conversations not about the dress, the goings on of the
mysterious folks who run the clothing store and other happenings like the
victims’ dreams.
I would love to see this concept done down the middle
because there’s a lot of potential. This
could be miles better than it is.
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