Monday, July 21, 2014

Mish Mash 7 (Enemy, Nomads, Ministry of Vengeance, Ferris Bueller Fight Club Theory)

Enemy
Denis Valle’s Prisoners was one of my favorite (or maybe my favorite) movie that came out last year.  He managed to pull off what so many other filmmakers futilely attempt, a classic whodunit thriller with excellent build up and an ending that actually didn’t make me slap my forehead.  While that picture was straight forward Enemy is pretty abstract, at least in concept.  I mean what’s with the spiders?  Or anything for that matter?

The plot sounds interesting on paper, a mild mannered guy (Jake Gyllenhaal (Bubble Boy)) sees his perfect double in a movie and decides to track him down, but the execution is languid.  Everything takes a long time to happen and then when the two finally meet it’s very anticlimactic.   

I feel like there might not be anything to this one, that it might be weird for weird’s sake.  I dunno.  I don’t get it.

Nomads

This was John McTiernan’s first film and boy is it not very good.  I’ve been on somewhat of a McTiernan kick and had to check out his first effort.  The story of a haunted anthropologist (Pierce Brosnon (The Lawnmower Man)) and doctor (Lesley-Ann Down (Death Wish V: The Face of Death)) didn’t sound that appealing to me but the completest in me had to give it a look. 

The whole thing can probably best be summed up as “why?” because I asked myself that an awful lot during and after the movie.  Why is the anthropologist French?  Why do the nomads target the anthropologist?  Why does the doctor get infected with the anthropologist’s spirit and not the anthropologist’s wife?  Why is the doctor and her side of the story in this movie at all?  And there are a million more.

The thing is all of these questions have to do with the script and not really anything else.  And that’s why this movie being sorta bad stings a little extra, because McTirenan wrote the damn thing.  Wisely he never wrote anything else.

It’s kinda strange that this is what got him the Predator gig.  Nomads is shot fairly well and has a quick moving plot but doesn’t hint at how masterful of a filmmaker he would become.  Yet, someone saw something in it and in John boy.  I sure am glad. 



Ministry of Vengeance

Man is this movie full of surprises.  Just look at the supporting cast: Ned Beatty (The Unholy), James Tolkan (Principal Strickland from Back to the Future), George Kennedy (Creepshow 2), Yaphet Kotto (The Running Man) and Apollonia (Prince protégé).  Jeez Louise.  They’re all fun to watch too, especially Tolkan as the tough as nails drill sergeant/mentor.  He’s right at home in this type of role.

As for the rest of it, it was alright.  Usually with these low budget 80’s B action films they’re either very entertaining or very boring.  There isn’t much that lands in the middle.  A lot of A pictures are just ok because there’s some competency involved but not all of the pieces come together.  With B movies either its unintentionally funny or actually well done.  Ministry of Vengeance is a rare B middle grounder though.  It’s all put together just fine and the pacing is quite good, but a bunch of the acting and some of the plot elements aren’t great.

I still liked it though.  It makes sense surprisingly.  A priest really is out to serve up some vengeance to the terrorist that murdered his wife and daughter.  He’s a Vietnam vet, so that explains how he knows how to use a gun and his connection to friends that help him along the way.  He’s also conflicted about his faith which is a very important aspect to have here because it makes the lead a stronger and deeper character.

This one isn’t anything special but I had fun. 

On a side note this was a long time coming.  Many many years ago (over ten at this point) my buds and I picked up a VHS copy of Ministry of Vengeance because it looked like it would be a good time.  We never saw it, but at least I finished what we (never actually) started back then.  



Ferris Bueller Fight Club Theory

A friend told me this theory floating around on the internet about Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.  The idea is that Cameron and Ferris are the same person.  Ferris is the alter ego of Cameron like how Tyler Durden is Ed Norton’s (we never learn his character’s name) alternate personality in Fight Club.  Cameron becomes everything he isn’t though Ferris, outgoing, clever, brash, confident, etc.

It’s a very interesting way to look at the characters and the film as a whole.  I don’t buy it personally though and don’t believe for a second that this was John Hughes’ intention.  The more you think about it the more the theory falls apart.  One of the biggest problem is that Sloane addresses both Cameron and Ferris separately throughout the movie.  But even if she’s in Cameron’s head too there’s Ed Rooney and the entire school believing that Ferris is a real person with a sister and parents and a house and all that.

So this one doesn’t really hold water.  It’s a fun thing to think about though.

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